They Had Goat Heads (shorts) by D. Harlan Wilson

Author:D. Harlan Wilson
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Atlatl Press
Published: 2010-09-27T04:00:00+00:00

Alternate (Happy) Ending

The algae-eaters threaded through the skulls. They seemed to multiply before our eyes as they devoured crumbs of excrement . . .

“I’m hungry,” said my daughter.

We went home and grilled hamburgers. Big ones. I grilled them and then we sat on a blanket in the back yard and grinned deliriously at one another as we ate.

CAPE CRUSADE

A man wanted to be a caped crusader. He put on a cape, stuck out his chest, and called his alter ego “The Cape.” But the cape itched, especially around the collar. He adjusted the collar. He scratched his neck. Nothing worked. And so the cape became his arch nemesis. Like a dog chasing its tail, he pursued the cape, running in circles, trying to grasp its Fabric of Evil . . . He grew dizzy. He stumbled onto a bridge and fell over the railing.

“The Cape!” said a man from below, pointing . . .

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